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Mikayla1

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So I was perusing through my current issue of Penthouse, when I saw this article on porn stars. It was a basic 'how to' get into porn (for guys). I was reading and was surprised to see that the porn industry really doesn't want 'super hung' guys! The industry standard is a healthy '7 inches' which is slightly above average. Apparently, while the bigger dudes like John Holmes and Ron Jeremy can draw a certain type of voyeuristic appeal, the average dudes fair much better.

Why? Well, because the pornette stars have sex all day, and quite frankly prefer a more manageable size penis to work with!

So, guys, if you are average sized, don't sweat the big stuff comparing your size to the porno dudes, we real ladies AND the porno princesses - just want Joe Average.

However, you have to have some staying power if you are not gonna bring in the crowds via your huge manliness!

Good news, no?

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Great now if only they will believe it!!!!!!!!!

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Might be like telling a woman she isn't fat!

Touche! :P

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I'm just saying....if the porno princess want the average guy, why would WE want bigger? LOL...don't shoot the messager...

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"Honey, do these pants make my cock look small?"

Mikayla, thank you for bringing this important finding to our attention. Thank goodness someone has an eye on the main stream media. Maybe I won't withdraw my application to VIVID. You are so wonderful for providing reassurance to the masses yet again.

OK, guys how big a deal is this really? I know that some guys are very self conscious with a woman. But how many of us actually know how big our dick is? When I have wood the last thing I'm interested in is a tape measure.

Of course, it news to a lot of men that its what you do with your tongue that really matters.

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"Honey, do these pants make my cock look small?"

ROFL!! :D

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"Honey, do these pants make my cock look small?"

Mikayla, thank you for bringing this important finding to our attention. Thank goodness someone has an eye on the main stream media. Maybe I won't withdraw my application to VIVID. You are so wonderful for providing reassurance to the masses yet again.

OK, guys how big a deal is this really? I know that some guys are very self conscious with a woman. But how many of us actually know how big our dick is? When I have wood the last thing I'm interested in is a tape measure.

Of course, it news to a lot of men that its what you do with your tongue that really matters.

Hahahaha you are cracking me up!

...uh oh!

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I can see why they wouldn't want to have "uber-hung" men in porn. Most porn is geared for men, and, making their audience feel a bit on the inferior side probably wouldn't be helpful.

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I can see why they wouldn't want to have "uber-hung" men in porn. Most porn is geared for men, and, making their audience feel a bit on the inferior side probably wouldn't be helpful.

I can't speak for everyone, but I've never measured myself against the guys in porn. I just enjoy the entertainment. I can't sing worth a damn either. I still enjoy hearing it.

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Penis size for men, like dieting for women, is a major problem. My friend and I were dating sisters. As time passed you could see it on her face that things were getting bad with them. She finally broke down bawling with her head in my lap and him standing right there. He got pissed and left. About two seconds and she tells me the boy has a dick like a mule but could not get a hard-on.

IDK if she wanted to borrow my jack and tire tool or just got tired of holding it in and where she kept her head also had me in a bind. With all her tear wiping and adjusting here come Willie to see what's happening. That pissed her off and made her laugh at the same time. She started telling me that this had been going for for weeks, the kissing and petting and whatever and he couldn't finish. She said she felr like it was her until my hard-on took that worry away.

I guess those guys have a lot of trouble, where I can get a hard-on in a sriff breeze. They can brag if they like but I can do the same. I think I have the advantage in more than one way in this area!

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With all her tear wiping and adjusting here come Willie to see what's happening. That pissed her off and made her laugh at the same time.

OMG that is hilarious!

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My biggest reason to worry about size, has a little bit to do with pleasing the girl, and a lot to do with her previous partner. This is the first girl I have been serious with, and it also happens to be the first time that I care. She had sex just one time, with one guy before me, and it was about a year before me. They were really close friends, which made me worry a little bit. I spent a lot of time with her, trying to make sure I was better than him in EVERY way, including size and experience.

Theres a LOT more to that story, but I wanted to explain why I personally worry about size. As far as how it pleases a lady, I sometimes wish I was maybe a little smaller, as it causes my petite partner a lot of pain. For instance, after an hour the other night, it was to the point she wanted to curl into the fetal position.

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Of course, it news to a lot of men that its what you do with your tongue that really matters.

Amen! My 2 cents, It's all good as long as you can figure out what she likes. Trial and error boys, and listen, listen listen!

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Of course, it news to a lot of men that its what you do with your tongue that really matters.

Amen! My 2 cents, It's all good as long as you can figure out what she likes. Trial and error boys, and listen, listen listen!

What was that? I can't hear very well with thighs wrapped around my ears.

Shelly, ROFL = ?

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What was that? I can't hear very well with thighs wrapped around my ears.

Shelly, ROFL = ?

:) :) :) :) It's ok, just keep doing what your doing...

What is ROFL?

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YES! YES! YES!

sorry am I too loud?

Lady, I'm sorry. People kept trying to talk to me and breaking my concentration. Asking me about some guy called ROLF. Never heard of him. I really want to get this right. Do have time for a Do Over?

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Lady, I'm sorry. People kept trying to talk to me and breaking my concentration. Asking me about some guy called ROLF. Never heard of him. I really want to get this right. Do have time for a Do Over?

any time.

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