12GAUGE

That was funny as all get out!!

Some years ago I had the kinky thrills of a lifetime. I was able to attend a Sex Positive Event out in the woods a pretty far distance from town. I'd never before been to one of these events and I must say it was quite the luxury for me and my only regret was not staying overnight. There was a couple engaged in flogging I watched for awhile. Then there was a voluptuous young woman using a Violet Wand on a proned out naked man. It's good he enjoyed sexual pain cuz she sure enjoyed dishing it out. There were several vendors there also and I was able to acquire a new paddle. I LOVE :wub::kiss: to watch ff B and D and basically anyhing kinky. Typing this out is making me crazy with desire and I find myself wanting a nubile young miss wearing a collar and not much else having her way with me. This is something I have a serious yen for before I die. I've got to go visit xhamster as I can no longer concentrate on what I'm trying to do here.

If I knew the answer to this question like as not I'd be well coupled and coupled well.

I too LOVE shaved poontang and have since 1991. Musta been Hustler magazine 1st started this craze and THANK GOOTNESS it caught on like Gangbusters!!! I'd met this lil 18 yr old Hottie in steady......wait for it..... M-O-N-T-A-N-A...yeah that be right kids MONTANA. Where the wimmins are mostly SHEEP and the sheep are mostly NERVOUS!!!!!!! Yehaaaaaaaaaaa Black and white Photography was my thang in high school and beyond. I still love to shoot film but haven't for years.The 1st time I saw Black and White EROTIC Photography as luck would have it it was in an old Penthouse magazine. Both babes had shaved muffins too were slender and just as bodacious as can be I kid you knot. The contrast lends itself extremely well to stir the inner animal in me. Speaking of which I've been horny as a Montana goat the last 3 days and need to wank off as I am getting a mite tense. So I'll catch all you fine folks later. Adios

WOW WEEEEEEE Minky Lou is that REALLY YOU in your avatar?!? You lil lady are SMOKIN' HOT!!!!!!!!! And just 20 years old yet!! Woo Hoo

Cookie360 you should definitely listen to Tyger as she KNOWS what she's yakkin' about. HAY EVERYONE!! I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKK!!! An email no 2 emails from TT I seen when checking my email acct today. I seldom check it as most of it (98% is spam or spam like) but I like to keep my hand in so to speak. Cookie's predicament reminds me of my own youth. OK some history for newcomers here. I am retired and 63. I grew up in a very conservative household during the 1950s and 1960s till I was thrown from the nest at 21. Talk about a sheltered life. No sex education in school in 1970 good lord NO. Girls got the introduction to menstruation in the 5th grade. What did we boys get? We got 45 minutes of RECESS!!!!!!! YAY!!!! I was 11 or 12 the first time I saw my 1st PLAYBOY while waiting to get a haircut. That was the beginning of my sex education in 1964. I found an old mayonaise jar in my heat vent in my room around 16 with 4 or 6 hand written pages of flat out EROTICA. I spent 4 or 5 days reading them before my Mom found them and they were gone from me forever. But the words and phrases were LOCKED IN MY BRAIN and I am 125% confident my LOVE for collars black stockings girdles with garters and extremely short pleated skirts with over the knee white stockings turned me into the sex crazed maniac I morphed into. So getting back to the present I grew up sexually repressed so I think Cookie360 and I share a mutual bond. In more ways than one. Last year by an extreme train load of GOOD LUCK I found and met a retired lady who down the road wants me to do a scene with her whereby I rape her basically all night long. Now she like me loves the Kinky Lifestyle and were it possible as well as practical would live the Kink Lifestyle 24/7. She LOVES to be SPANKED which TBT makes my pecker hard as rock just thinking on it. I haven't told her this but I can't wrap my head around this. I'm a mellow old dude who don't go looking to hurt folks. Other than hanging out with friends I just wanna be left alone to do my own thing. But when I spent a weekend with her last year her and me did most of the stuff she said she wanted to do and I sure as shit had a most wunnerful time!! She loves a cock in her mouth and loves to be submissive. She is my first sub/slave type and I am sure it is due to my childhood my head is kinda broken. I hope that makes sense to folks here. I wish Cookie did not live so far away from me. It wood be great fun for me to meet a young woman who is a closeted Kinkster. It wasn't until around 1993-94 I told a current at that time gf some of my guilty kinky loves and despite my misgivings for telling her she was quite receptive to the point where we out shopping for super sexy lingerie and tho she was quite perfect in every way for me our lovemaking advanced to a higher level of epic epicness. I trust you know what I mean. Ask Tyger. I am a hillbilly country boy. I AIN'T apologizing. Some might say I am a Redneck. They'd be right. I AM A REDNECK I am just a mellow Redneck. Cookie you might want to checkout this website FetishLife.com . It is where I met my ladyfriend who loves to be spanked and enjoys rape scenes. Yo your advantage FL has what they call **Meet and Greets** all over America. I've been to several. Held in restaurants and cocktail lounges I always had fun. It's just like getting with your coworkers after a tough day in the salt mines having a couple of drinks and shooting the shit. You just might find the man or woman of your fantasies and wet dreams. Good Luck Cookie and don't sweat your sexual desires.

Wow I've never had this problem before. If my girlfriend came to me all hot and bothered you can bet I'd be all over that. A nice retired nurse I recently met loves to be spanked and udder niceties. She has a nurturing streak 40 miles wide and shes ALOT of fun.

Hay Michelle I do have one of those Aneros doodads. Probably had it 10 years. For all the hoopla they are so great I can't see it. My Mister Big works perfect. Working Mister Big is like fucking with Stephanie Swift. She was an adult film star and rightly so. I have a favorite of her with a strapping BBC and when shes done with him she says "You're Perfect." Thanks for sending me that PM Michelle. It's been a long time since I've popped in here. Before checking my email I'd been sitting here at home giving myself a slow wank thinking about a lady I met who is a total slave girl who loves spanking and and anal. Yeah so I think I'll just wander around here a bit.

I concur Tyger.

I went to an event like this IIRC around 2007. My ONLY major malfucktion was I went for just one day. I should have taken more gear including my lodge and attended for 2+days. I watched a Gorgeous voluptuous woman work her magic via a Violet Wand I believe it is called to a naked man barely 10 meters away from me. This demonstration took a good hour. This woman was built like a BATTLESHIP with bodaciously Deliriously fine tits. That was 7 or more years ago. If I weren't buzzed on Whiskey right now and I could have my druthers I'd be tongue out dick hard as a ROCK and smack dab in the middle of one BODACIOUS GANG BANG fuckin' A. But that's just me, I am 63 and HORNY as all get out. HUA

Hay Tyger I recently met a nice retired lady. An RN for 30 years and as I soon found out a total SUB. I am still on one site. OK Cupid. In early October I met a nice lady who landed in my county from the midwest. Only to learn she is like me kinky as all get out!!!!!!!!!!!! Hubba hubba!!! While I would LOVE to get super dooper Kinky on her my born and bred fucked up self can't. I really wish I could explain it better but I cannot. I am pretty fucking horny right now and have been since I woke up 3 hours ago. All of the Hottest NASTIEST SEX one can conjure up is what I want right NOW.......

You better believe they would Bubba!! I was at a Costco getting meds for $5. Tech told me prescription meds fluctuate like any commodity. I thought that's ridiculous but it is what it is. Lately gas prices went WAY DOWN. Dropped to $2.05 at local Safeway. Only ONE other store with gas held similar price. All others kept their prices high. Now at SW it is back up to $2.34.

Bigcock you seem to have quite the fixation on large cocks. I think you're the one who desires that Monster Big Dick!!! Mister Big does it for me. Tho I do wish I could find a babe out there in Toyland. At 63 I also wanna do all the stuff sexually I never did when I was younger like FFM and basically just a full blown orgy with 20 or more people maybe half of them women. Tho lesbians seriously turn me on. TBT I'd LOVE to have 6 to 10 lil Japanese girls in a Japanese style bath house all of us giving each other mutual enemas and spraying each other with ass juice then mass pussy licking and pussy/anal sex. All of you need to checkout how kinky the Japanese are sexually. They make us Americans look stodgy and prudish by comparison!!

Back when I used to engage in anal sex often like 2 or 3 times a week I could give myself countless mini orgasms. At the time I think these mini O's could have been major orgasms had I only been with a lover who wouldn't stop doing what I was doing. Like I have a favorite dildo. Twice in about 10 years of anal sex BOTH of my BIG O's I was using my fave Dildo Mister Big. Mister Big is not a huge dildo either. About 6 1/2 insertable inches and about 1 1/2 inches thick. From the few cocks I have seen a dick this size is fairly average. It's like some guys say it ain't the size of the ocean it's the motion of the ocean. I am convinced this is true. When I had that first Big O I was in my bed flat on my back. As I felt like I was really really close I swung my body around so my feet were flat on the floor. It was just seconds after I swung my body around with my feet on the floor when it hit. My lower body just went batshit crazy and my kegel muscles clamped down on Big like a giant power vise with the exception my butt muscles were clamping down and releasing like a machinegun and my ass was jumping and I had absolutely NO CONTROL over my body. It was like the seizure an Epileptic suffers from time to time. It last a good 2 minutes. vOf course at first I was real scared I'd done something to myself. Ya see a couple of times I tried to pull Mister Big out and it was a no go! After about a minute tho I got it in my head that what was happening to me was as natural as taking a pee or combing my hair so I relaxed and just went with it.Even after my orgasm was finished my kegels were still clamped down on Big. It was a full 5 minutes before I could ease that favorite Dildo of mine out of myself. I was drenched in sweat but my ragged breathing was returning to normal. It was a couple of years before I had a second big O. It wasn't near as big as my first and lasted just 45 seconds. But I'll tell y'all what: I didn't waste any of those 45 seconds of Monster O being scared!!! I rode that wave like the Kink King Kahuna on the biggest wave in Hawaii!!!!!!

I have experienced wonderful ANAL ORGASMS. I call them Assgasms. Lord yes I'd prefer to get blown out of the saddle again and again with MORE Anal Orgasms. Meantime I'll take ALL the Big O's I kin get. Then deep in her snatch and finally DEEP in Her ASS. I am just a 'Murican what wants what I want...a sweet lil thang my pecker deep inside her pussy then DEEP INSIDE HER ASS just before she ORGASMS and blows her wad ALL OVER MY FRONT!!!!!!!!!! HUA!!!!!

OK by **no other stimulation** I finger you mean no one is porking your pussy right? Are you solo or with someone? Checkout the TT archives Alexas and follow my antics anally. You'll see it's extremely possible with the correct technique or partner who KNOWS where to touch you and HOW TO touch you. My first time receiving the Blow Job of the Century I'm not sure how old I was. It was right before Kraftwerk played the Paramount in Seattle. Just now Googled it. Could have been October 1978. That puts me at 26. WOW I got my BLOWJOB. Yozaaaaaa. I've told the story here B4. It wasn't my first gay experience but had it been my first I'd probably be gay as shit. I'd had sex with 3 girls by then and not any of them ever kissed or engulfed my cock inside their mouth until that night. TBT over the years I've thought of this guys expertise at sucking cock AND RIMMING. When he couldn't get my cock to orgasm he immediately dived on my puckered anus and HIT THE JACKPOT when his tongue hit my Magic Spot.

I am pretty well ripped. Yeah I know the clock sez different from my actual time. I am out on the West Coast plus well... I am one kinky mother fucker. HUA!!! I would GLADLY FUCK A MILF or a GILF!!! After tiring of USA made American porn I MUCH PREFER ASIAN or Japanese OR Vietnamese PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh. My. Word. Give me some Young ASIAN POONTANG and I will absolutely be In HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Japanese Pussy and barely legal is What I CRAVE. Muka muka mau mau Hubba hubba gimme sum right NOW!!!!! I wanna eat sum Sweet Ass and Sweet Pussy right Fuckin' Now!!!!!!!!

I never had any of the troubles that RC mentioned and I've had 2. One of them was ribbed on the inside. As I member the ribbed puppy could REALLY throw my pecker for a loop!! There is a mans masturbation toy that since the original came out have heard a lot about it and none of it was bad. Yeah....the FLESHLIGHT!!! Looks kinda like a flashlight. Has pussy, mouth and anus openings. They seem to be sized for any length tho as I've said I've never seen one nor tried one. If you have a Lovers Package store nearby watch your weekly ads that cum in your mailbox for their ads. Frequently you'll see coupons for 30% to 50% off your next purchase. I bought several $70 to 90 dollar Rabbit vibes and fancy dildos with coupons and was glad for it. TT has a one year replacement guarantee for all their products (or they did 5 yr ago-hopefully they still do). I never had to replace a TT product. I have had either 3 or 4 Rabbit vibes that all went kaflooey before I'd had them 6 months. The last Rabbit I had broke in two while athletically changing positions!!! I was having about the BEST ANAL SEX EVER when that motherfucker busted in half After that I was done with these suckers. Rabbits may need to be built in a welding/machine shop and run off wall current. Personally if I was fixed better there's several fucking machines I like. One is self powered kinda like a stationary bike. You sit on it and work the pedals and the dong goes inside your tushy and back out again. How fast you pedal determines the speed. Pretty slick and uses only muscle power. Perfect for the tree huggers. The Sybian is another I like. Built to make a womans clit go Hog Wild I've seen short Dildos mounted on this puppy and it's a better deal than the locomotive geared FMs I've seen. That's all this old Redneck has got.

Found Mister Big's replacement Yehaaaaa!!!!!!!!! On another sex toy site right near what the original price was ($22). I think I can afford it next week when I get paid. Just hope the shipping ain't too bad. It is called something else and is marketed by someone else but it is manufactured by Topco Sales so it's the real deal as I saved the package mine came in! I think my gf will be happy too!

I REALLY LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK DANCIN'!!! I gave up on those Rabbit Dildos. After I broke 3 or 4 of them I ass-certained I'd had my fill. I LOVED the beads tho my favorite had 5 rows of beads that went both directions and a pulsating umph umph umph kind of beat similar to a percussion beat that really got me jazzed!! I would cut out 30% and 50% off coupons for my local sex shop and buy my Rabbits otherwise they ran around $70-100 dollars per vibe. Not a single one of them lasted a year. Reckon I was TOO HARD on them. Well my average session did last 10 hours... Woo Hoo and I'm an old man of 63. I broke the last one while changing positions rather athletically!! My favorite DILDO I have had near the longest. Only Little Red is older but my Mister Big is near as I kin tell 10 years old. Made by Boi Toiz it is the Fab Cock! Around $25-30 when new if I found a guy with an erect cock the size of Big I'd be in Heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!! That expanding butt plug does look like FUN! I wood LOVE to get the expanding enema nozzle that virtually does the same thang only administers a nice enema at the same time. Unfortunately these go for around 100 dollars and it ain't all Yahtzee and Mai Tais when you're retired. So I fantasize and make do with what I have.

I have some ankle and wrist cuffs butt nuttin' as fancy as those. Since my lady is a sub I think she likes to be in cuffs. I'll have to ask her.

Shazam!! Difficult to believe mine is response #5 in 4 1/2 years. Wow I like the Hot Colors here! OK everything I HAVEN'T YET DONE IN BDSM which is about 99.99999999999% of it at least once. Or live the Lifestyle wearing solid or near solid black. If my lady enjoyed anal sex most of the time that would be wonnerful too We'd take turns. One night she pegs me and flogs me. The next day I eat her and rim her then bare hand spank her and fuck her brains out. We'd need to find another place tho or we'd both need to be gagged. Her neighbors she's lucky. Landlord is a good 50 yards away. My closest neighbor is about 20 feet. If it was something I could afford I'd have at least 1 fucking machine and it wood be fun for me to dial her in on that while I flogged her tits and clit. Now and then I'd poke my dick at her mouth and give her sumpin to munch on. Plus on my bucket list besides firing a full auto belt fed I really wanna do a 3 way ffm and a plain old orgy with multiple folks including Hot Ladyboys. Japanese Vietnamese Filipino Thai Laotian and just Asian in general turn me on like nobody's business. From what I see of the Japanese they are extremely comfortable with nakedness enema fun and bondage. I wood REALLY like to travel there for about 2 weeks or until my pecker fell off getting kinky sex from just legal to MILFs GILFs and everyone else into Hillbilly Americans. I'd LOVE to go to an all about enema playtime orgy. I just love girls shooting their ass juice onto their girlfriends and I wanna get sprayed too.

Absofuckin'lutely!! HUA!! The first time I saw my Donna I couldn't believe my eyes!!! Wearing a long tight BLACK SKIRT with BLACK STOCKINGS and BLACK LEATHER BOOTS her blonde hair cascading down her shoulders. She was also wearing a Christmasy red sweater with little Santas and reindeer that saved me from possible embarrassment as her sweater reversed my growing erection. But staring at her black leather boots and stockinged legs had my pecker jumping in my pants all day while I was there. This was a prearranged blind date my sister had cooked up (after asking me first) so actually I was pretty happy about the whole deal. I just had difficulty not getting hard as I thought about licking Donna's boots as I made my way to her cunny in my wildly bouncing to and fro brain. Pecker dint mind too much when later Donna named my pecker George. That way when out somewhere and she was horny she could mention George and we could talk sex in mixed company while she was wanting to leave and go knock off a piece. I've been Kinky all my life I just dint realize it till about 2 years ago when I signed up over at FetLife.com. A couple of you (like LadyLove) might could weasel my handle over there outta me..... I'm perty EZ cuz basically I'm a Slut. Fact is just took the Slut Test last week and got a MUCH LOWER SCORE this time!! 40.4% DOWN from 55.5%!! Woo Hoo! I have a cousin right around my age 63ish who has a HOT BOD who has a thing herself about collars and WEARING THEM!!! Yum and YUM. Her everyday collars usually have a pendant of some type where her Adams apple would be if she one. She is ALL WOMAN tho and has no Adams apple. Boy howdy how a collar turns me on! BLACK. Wear black and you got my attention, George too. Hippie girls in light cotton dresses of the see thru in bright sunlight variety are​ HUBBA HUBBA in my book. Hippie girls turn me on like nobody's business. So wearing a splash of Patchouli, Musk or Vanilla (reminds me of ice cream first then sex) also rev up my RPMs big time! Leather. Love the feel of Leather. Love the way Leather smells. It just invigorates me. Long before the acronym of MILF was coined there was this hot lil cutiepie MILF that sometimes would come to the Rendezvous I was at. She is petite and slender with just enuf meat on her bones. Small tits I can only imagine what they look like. The closest I ever got to them were when she'd wear this tight Buckskin dress and sometimes her hard nipples would poke thru and just thinking the lucky guy that ties it up with her will surely be blessed. I was 36 when I knew of her. She had 2 little girls the spittin' image of their mom. I'm betting they're both little Hotties by now. Doing the math both undoubtedly are GILFs. This thread is making me HORNY AS ALL GET OUT!!!!!!!!! I might have to hit Fetbox.com soon. Just foundd out about Fetbox.com like 3-4 days ago and thrown 2 loads there. They make xHamster look like girl scouts selling cookies in a convent surrounded by Sisters. In fact first time I ever seen Hot strong slender Lesbians rassle it was teams with 5 per side. They were wearing wrestling uniforms and I couldn't see much. Last night I watched more individual rasslin' one on one...a Hottie and a small bear of a man both NEKID AS J BIRDS wearing ONLY brown leather cuffs with snap links easily 100 pounds heavier. She got out from under him several times but in the end he overpowered her. The victor of a Pin could take liberties like a) lick or French her suck a nipple or lick that nipple c) or fingerfuck her if he had access. Also watched more girls rasslin' and after each match if there was a clear winter the Winner FUCKED the loser. But boy howdy seems to me the loser was the WINNER cuz she's the one gittin her cunt plowed unless they're using a Feeldoe and they were not. I've got to see if they've got some kinky enema vids. In fact me thinks I'll start a new thread. Woo Hoo it's IDEER TIME at 12G Central!!

Well LadyLove I was falling down drunk and initially went to this chicks room just to pass out in a warm place as it was November and the weather was NASTY and raining like cats and dogs!! Since you asked I'll tell ya (the highlights of this story) the story: I was 21 and about a week from going active duty. I was knee crawlin' commode huggin' drunk and basically ON MY LIPS. Barely making it to her room I knocked and she answered the door recognized me and welcomed me into her room. She excused herself for a moment and (I think cranked the heat WAY UP and also changed into a sheer see thru nightie then reappeared and started putting the make on me. Seriously she was pawing at me and trying to make me horny. For 20 minutes I stood off her advances. Finally I got it in my head she was NOT gonna leave me be so I let her have her way with me. I was bundled up like an Eskimo. First off was the parka. Then the first shirt followed by the 2nd shirt and stocking hat. I was embarrassed to take off my jeans. I'd NEVER taken my pants off in front of a girl before but I was cooking so off came the boots and pants and laid on the bed. She attacked me covering me with kisses and rubbing me everywhere. I continued to stand her off. Memories from there on out are fragmented and more like flashbacks. I remember my pecker inside her pussy and couldn't BELIEVE how nice that was and knowing exactly Jack Shit about fucking I reckon her moving under me told my brain to stab her pussy with my dick and that was what I was sposed to do so that's what I did. Meantime I hope I was playing with her titties. I awoke twice during the night and started to play with her tits or diddle her cunt and we fucked 2 more times. All missionary cuz as I said earlier I didn't know squat about doggy or riding cowboy...Yehaaaaaa!!! Anyway afterwards I had this serious as a heart attack case of The Guilts. Ya see I was raised in a good Christian home. We went to church as a family the whole 9 yards. The birds and the bees talk my Dad gave me just cornfused me more than I already was. All I membered was only married people could do what me and that girl did so I was no doubt going straight to Hell and yada yada. I walked ALL THE WAY HOME minus 2 to 4 miles when I caught a bus. I'd started walking in the U District and I lived in Lake City at the time. Look at a Seattle roadmap...it's a long pull from where I started to home. So I got home and the shitstorm hit me. Mom and Dad giving me the Third Fourth and Fifth Degrees of interrogation as to where I stayed the night before. After getting caught in my 1st lie of staying at Paul and Rudy's place I just clammed up and refused to answer questions. Of course to make matters worse my Gramma was over for Sunday after church dinner and she tried to get in her two cents worth. Well after lunch I got put on yard work punishment clipping the edge of the lawn with hand clippers. (This was 20+years before weedwhackers had been invented.) I went Active Duty about a week later and flew a big bird to San Antonio Texas for basic training. In a few minutes I'll tell y'all what I like women to wear....

Thanks Paul and thanks for the udder thing too. Yeah the other thing is all of my former girlfriends lived in the next county or even 2 counties away. A fond memory of a gal I knew was around 125 miles from me. This new gal is just 24 miles away. Woo Hoo!