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I am still awake and more horny than I was earlier. Watching a fairly Killer flick. LA BAMBA. And I am still drinking RnR and Coke. Where are you Kris? Wanna have some fun?

I feel exactly the same. Shoot I can't member zactly how I used to say it but it is your BRAIN and emotions that tell you or at least suggests to you who you will love (given a chance) or who you will........ There's 3 bars I infrequently frequent. Two are gay friendly. The Cuff is STELLAR and EPIC in this regard. The other joint is a half hour away in the udder direction. The 3rd place is more Biker and Old School and straighter than straight. Cannabis is legal here but don't do it within the perimeter of place #3. I haven't been **out of town** since Easter and I'm here to tell you I had me one mighty fine time. Had I of had a strong hankerin for some mano a mano kooka racha fun I was just 20 minutes away from the Cuff. Main problem is Seattle had to FUCK private enterprise over. Right on the corner of the Cuff is a Diamond parking lot. Usedta cost 5 bucks for late night parking. Well the knuckleheads at city hall buttfucked Diamond and ME by raising parking fees (for the same amount of time parked) by DOUBLE at least. Fuck me and FUCK SEATTLE. I am not in a foul mood. I just basically HATE local government assholes. When I member where I was going with this I'll cum back and wrap this up.

Surely you jest? Some of us and I speak for myself live extremely closed off lives. NOT by choice necessarily it's just the way it is. The city slicker young folks here got it MADE. Old fogeys like me basically are screwed and NOT in the customary GOOD WAY. If that's too much truth to what I just said and NOT PC enuf for ye well that's just tough. I have a best friend who lives close to me. Dropped by his place yesterday. Been friends 16 years. He's Catholic. I'm not Catholic but am a semi religious man. It is one of the bears I cross. Wouldn't have it any other way. OTOH sometimes (like yesterday) I wanna have gay sex with him. If he knew what I was writing here he'd dis own me. And to top it off I prefer young twinks to young guys that are BUILT like most women whether they're 45ish 14ish or 69ish prefer. He's a bit of a Bear and hairy. Like I said that ain't what I like so I just curb my bi-ness and soldier on. When I get desperate enuf I head for a huge gay bar in my sexiest Redneck get up and pick up the hottest guy I think I got a chance with. I don't know if that answers the original question or not. Hope it does. You young folks got it made.

That's good to know Kris cuz I kin put my foot in it faster than anyone can say MISSISSIPPI !!!!!!!!!!!!

That is most good to know Tyger. I was on another sexually explicit site udderwise I'd have answered sooner. And of course I've had MORE Whiskey than just an hour ago. HAY.......used to be back when Mikayla1 was here evry day a gal name of WhiskeyWoman was here frequently. She was from/near some backwater town/county (like me) was a single mom and AFAIC she was a natural for great advice and would have been a natural Elder for making wise decisions concerning everything under the sun. Is WhiskeyWoman still around? Anyone hear from her last couple or 3 years??

I just hope I too am most welcome after coming on here while drinking whiskey and being myself.

Wow. That's what a non working brain and whiskey does to me. Did I tell you I am a royal doofus Kris? It is my cross to bear.

The more you talk about yourself the more I wanna know about you in a carnal fashion.

If you live close enuf to a large town/city research if there's a gay or lesbian bar there. I found quite by accident a dyke bar in the mid 70s in Seattle by just walking in off the street. I am a hillbilly so it took awhile for all the hints to drop into place and solve the puzzle. Boy howdy did I feel like a rube. It was also a major turn on and a lil bit scary cuz these wimmin HATED men. No one was friendly and conversation was kept at a minimum. Don't member the name but it was on 1st Ave in Seattle. Back when adult **book stores** titty palace joints and XXX theaters were all downtown or across the railroad tracks in the sleazy parts of town. Definitely google search alternative clubs/bars in your closest large city. I am a member over at FetLife.com under another name. Oh and another sexually charged website I am a member but they might be way over most TT heads but PM me I'll lay it on ya.

Yes yes and YES. On those rare occasions I felt I could not go one more minute without the touch of someone touching me sexually I jump in my truck and head for a gay bar about 80 minutes away. It's a Jim Dandy place too. The Cuff. When I was in my late 20s and 30s there was a singles newspaper I'd sometimes pickup that had ads. Met at least 1 gal thru it. I member her like it was 5 minutes ago. Met a great little country gal in I think the Little Nickel. Member her like it was 10 minutes ago. Writing long letters then yakkin on the phone is my speed. I'm horny.

Don't laugh so hard y'all that device is 3/4 inch galvanized plumbing pipe and associated fittings. ------------ All day yesterday after taking a luxurious shower first I settled down to some serious jerkin' the gherkin with 11 windows of my favorite porn sites. Around 1971 or 72 I saw my first XXX adult film. Some of the first actors I ever saw are still my favorites so I got dialed in with Ginger and Amber Lynn Nina Hartley and Seka. I really love bdsm but couldn't find much of what I like but I soldiered on. So anyway I was really lit up yesterday but I've calmed down and am super mellow now.

Hay Linda! My favorite dildo is within my reach right this minute. Eight years ago I took daily medication which made me so regular you could set a clock to me. Two BMs before work and I was clean as a whistle for the next 23 hours. Man oh man that was nice. 8 years later I never know when I'm gonna need to go but I got out of my anal fun cuz I went thru some lifestyle changes and was stressed too much and yada yada yada... 3 or 4 months ago I got the old yearnings and put the pedal to the metal. Had a few hours of fun. Had to stop cuz it got messy. Bummer it was but I wasn't into a series of enemas. Well been horny as an old goat last couple days. So as I type this I never got dressed after my shower Wednesday around 1330. It's nice sittin nekid as a J bird tuggin my knob up until half hour ago Lil Red was jammed up my keester. When I finish this thread I be headin fer ole XHamster and get my freak on with Nina and Ginger Amber and perhaps Stephanie Swift. All hot porno stars from the last 30 years. But where is this screwball going with this? Best dildo I ever bought is 5.5 to 6 pure lovely insertable inches about 1.5" diameter with a nice tight ball sac to hang onto. It's called the FABCOCK made by TOPCO Sales. Ran me around 15-20 bucks around 2005. Bought mine IIRC right here at TT. No bullet but got a nice suction cup. Perfect for shower walls and dryers. Almost indestructible. One of these days I'll be buying a new one just to be on the safe side. Plus Mister Big has given me 2 leg crampin toe curlin Kegel bustin assgasms the first lasted 2 full minutes and my Kegels were going bonkers. Second Assgasm went about 45 seconds and it was just like the first BIG ONE just shorter duration and 5 or 10 thousand little assgasms over 11 years. Works good in a womans coochee too. I gotta go rub one out.

Well I've never had an STD yet but on the other hand I've had some unnaturally long pauses between sex with a partner and just masturbation or gay sex. The one time I almost could have gotten sumpin was around 1977 thereabout. Met this 18 or 19 yr old Hottie. Skinny blonde and I'm like when did I die and my spirit landed in this body that's standing in my room and this babe is on my bed telling me something important and I need to quit thinking and start listening to her and......... It might have been Herpes. She said it was real new and there was no cure. Damn she was tooooo fine. Best lookin with the best bod I'd ever been with up to this point. The more she talked about it the more I wanted to bone her but that little man in my head kept hollerin at me NO NO DON'T DO IT !!!! I dint. IIRC I never worn a rubber when screwin some gal. Sometimes I really want to kick my own ass for being Mister Responsible.

I met an extremely HOT Domme I'm not sure probly in 2011 at a nightclub who had a pierced clit. Plus her nipples ears belly button. 16 or 18 IIRC. And TATS. She was a Hottie and a halfBlonde and blue wearing ALL BLACK right down to her high black leather boots with a nice heel. I read sumpin bout meeting wimmin in Mens Health a couple of days earlier. I tried it and IT WORKED. For the next 4 or 5 hours I was one ecstatic mofo. We went out for a smoke and she showed me most of her tats and piercings. She showed me her pride and joy her Supergirl tat on her right hip. At closing time I pulled out all my tricks to convince her she should allow me to folllow her home to no avail. I watched her walk up the street until she was lost to my sight. The following week on the same night as the week before I went back to the same club searching for her but alas...she wasn't there. That's OK. She gave me a most memorable evening of dancing necking and exploration. Plus she told me her name which was LANA which reversed she said is ANAL. I'll be carrying that around in my head for the rest of my life. Wouldn't have it any other way. HUA

So am I to understand several of you have a pierced clit?? I don't know........anyone come within 10 feet of me with something sharp aimed at my dick they ain't gonna like my response. NO WAY HOSEA

Now THAT lil lady is HOT I'm here to tell ya!!! Just the thought of a gal ANY GAL driving like that probly got the top down wind in her hair will give me a boner like in 2 minutes or less. Fuckin' A Bubba!

SAME HERE !!!!!!! The OP of this thread (no offense intended) MUST BE MAD !!!!!!!! My main prob is I am too too cornservative. Yeah it's one of the crosses I bear. Oh well...

Yes I know exactly what it is. I want my next girlfriend to share mutual enema play with me over a lazy afternoon. After we are both clean as a whistle and take our final Peppermint oil rinse together we will retire to our dungeon where she will regale me with her mouth and tongue and give me analingus to prepare me for a good dodgering as she pegs me with my favorite dildos. A day or 2 later when that glazed look in my eyes is gone it will be my turn to make her cum and cum and cum. . . A really long time ago like 10+years ago I knew this woman. After we'd been a couple about 6 months I was feeling a bit like the sex was getting old for me. I wanted something more only I had NO IDEER how I'd approach her with it. So one afternoon we were watching the TV and I sprung it on her. Ten minutes later I asked her what she thought about that. Shocked she told me. So we discussed it some more and after awhile we just went back to watching the boob tube and I forgot about our talk for about 3 weeks. Then out of the blue when we were fooling around she said how about now big boy? HUA I said you bet and I got my 2 most favorite rods: Lil Red and Mister Big and a long slender anal bead type dildo that still had a working vibrator. I got on my hands and knees and talked her though it with the long slender blue vibe. BOY HOWDY THAT FELT WONNERFUL and MARVELOUS and she dint even know what da fuck she was doing!! It took a few more minutes for her to get the rhythm down but after this she was DIALED IN. Hubba Hubba!! She started working Mister Big in and out and all of a sudden my Fun Meter was pegged OFF THE SCALE. I had been licking her muffin when IDK what she did but I was cumming like a fuckin lunatic!!! I could not concentrate on tonguing her. I mean it was so bad her condo could have caught fire right then and I was worthless and would have been a crispy critter and DOA. So I just let go completely and my Honey gave me a rolling FULL BODY SCREAMIN' (I was THE ONE screamin'!!!!) ASSGASM. Lasted I'm not sure 10 or 20 minutes all told. I was totally spent and completely fucked for the next 2 days. Wasn't hardly worth a flying fuck for 3 more days at work. I pretty well begged her to do me like that again and she was afeared she'd hurt me so she never pegged me again. Butt WHAT A MEMORY BOY HOWDY !!!!!!! Everything I've tried BDSM wise I liked it or LOVED IT and now perty much just want my sex like that. About 10 years later I'm still looking for the same lover that will do me like this. Anywho thaz my story and I'm stickin' to it

Absopositively yes you do. We all do even me and I am one of the loneliest and miserable people on the planet so I make do on various sex sites whether xhamster or xxxbunker or zitybiz or tootimid FetLife and others. I retreated to the position that likely I will be alone for the rest of my life. I've already been single for 63 years so what's the diff if I go another 63 years? I need to start a ***Who Do You Like For Prez In 2016*** thread. No buoys and gulls I AIN'T JOSHING!!!!!!!!!!

Well you've just got to try HARDER ERNIE!! I'm giving myself a slow wank right now with my favorite dildo Mister Big. Ooo la la!!

I find this HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I met a very nice domme 5 or 10 years ago while at a nightclub over in the next county. We spent IDK for sure how long it was for sure but I think it was 4 or 5 hours. She showed me some of her tats when we'd go out for a smoke. Later after the place closed we spent a few minutes in a cozy spot while she slapped me across the face at my request. I was completely relaxed as we began. By the 2nd slap I had a raging hardon and was having the night of my life. I shamelessly begged her to take me home with her. Sadly this wasn't the case. This is one of my fondest memories that I'll treasure forever.

Wow and I thought being single at 63 was the total suck! I wish I had some kind of wisdom here but I have nothing. Only thing I could possibly suggest is a kinky site I'm on sometimes. Fetlife.com if you have any kinkyness in you. I'm a simple guy. I like the natural girl next door look but when we are horny for each other I prefer my gal wearing black red or white stockings tight short skirts heels and the like. Erotic books sometimes works. Another web site is all about girls and women. Have you ever contemplated being with another woman? She could be your boss daddy wear a strapon and give you what you need and crave. For the last 30+years I've said this where I live. My town or the area where I live needs a nice gentleman's club where one can get a drink and see what's available for companionship. What's good for goose is good for the gander too. A nice whorehouse with men of the evening... Unfortunately prostitution is illegal in my state and Vegas is way too far to drive... When I was younger there was a nightclub I'd sometimes visit. Sundays were Fetish Nights. Pretty weird stuff. So one night I had a most wonderful evening meeting a nice domme. Spent the entire evening with her. She was dressed to the 9s in black and was curvy to beat the band. I wish I had something useful to offer...

Wow Minky Lou you're gorgeous! So girl next door looking. Small natural tits cute face nice hair and just 20. Ooo la la. When I was 20 I didn't know Jack.