thunderchild

We still have not managed the quirting We will keep trying tho!

Is that in the male or females mouth?

Now that is a damn fine question!

mmmmmm will have to give this one a go tonight!!!

We had a cheap 4 night stay at a Haven campsite in the UK, couldn't afford a propper honeymoon. It was time of the month too and our then 2 1/2 year old was with us he is now 10. I am hoping that when he gets to the age when he can stay home alone for a week we will have our honeymoon away on our own. I am getting more sexually adventurous as the months go by so I am hoping for one hell of a shag fest when we do get to honeymoon!!!!

My hubby has a thing for Lara Croft Tomb Raider so I may dress up like that for his birthday in November, will have lost a bit more weight too!!! LOL Dont know whether to add stockings under the shorts tho

My fave is Debbie Does Dallas, the original http://shop.tootimid.com/debbie-does-dallas.aspx I suppose it could be that it has a tad of a story and there is no gagging, spitting or slapping that you get in todays movies!

Yeah wanted another child but we don't always get what we want. We still practice tho, just incase!

I have one of those looooooovvvvvvveeeee it. Not managed to squirt yet but its the closest I've got.

Not enough! We both work, he does shifts so can be on nights and he works weekdays and weekends and with a 10 year old there is just not enough hours in the day! When we do get time on our own we can be knackerd, its not easy. But on a bright note son goes off on cub camp next Friday for the weekend and hubby is off so 2 whole days and nights to ourselves, the first in about 10 months! We have a lot of lost time to make up for

I was on the pill for about 8 years after the wee one was born but hubby has now had the snip as HE does not want anymore kids.

Well I lost my first stone at weigh in this week all with the help of Weightwatchers, It worked for me so I will stick with it. I know the values of the stuff I put in my mouth and do 30 minutes exercise 4 times a week. Well done to all those who have lost weight or a just plain happy how they are. I am just greatful that cum does not have a points value.............

I can honestly say I have never slagged a skinny or thin person off in that way. I look at you fit ladies and just drool, I admire them as what I want to be! I think you are being a bit harsh on us 'ole tubbies; not all of us think that way, you are tarring us all with the same brush.

God I soooooooo want to give you a hug xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Together 16 years and married for 7, sex is better than ever as I sorrta came out of my shell about 2 years ago. Which sounds like we missed a lot but we didn't we now have something "new" and we are like kids again. I was 16 and he 21 when we got together. Still find him as sexy now as back then. We have both got older and chubbier but we still find each other sexy, I guess once you are happy you do see past the weight the wrinkles and grey hair!!!!

I agree, whatever works for any person. At least trying to loose weight by sensible diet / exercise is better than not and just piling crap down your neck!!! Good luck to all off us on the diet trail........sexy undies here I come!

Yep, do 30 minutes excersise every week day now, cut out all the crap! Knowing points works for me as I know a lower point food will be lower cal and fat! Will need to loose a few more lbs before a new photo is posted but hubby has promised sexy undies when I loose the first stone!!! WOO HOO

Sorry but WW is working for me. Although I think our points are worked out differently to the US system. In 8 weeks i have lost 11 1/2lbs! Best I have ever done and feel fucking great for it. Whatever suits you best!

How did it go?????????????

I think they are Charlott clasps. Fellow jewellery make here!

Lick

My hubby had the V about 2 1/2 years ago and I would agree that it is a good choice for couples in that situation. My hubby had a week off work as his job is very manual but the he was only in real discomfort for 2-3 days. I did catch him about 2 weeks latter cutting his stitch out with my posh pairing knife but he said he felt much better once it was out (i have never used that knife since!) I agree tho on the painkillers purlease! Men, they don't know pain, I had a vontous and the salad tong things and was cut and bruised till i was black down there and got bugger all! Bloody wusses! Its manflu in a different guise! I would recommend the procedure, I think it took about 15 minutes for them to do my man, he has not looked back. The only thing he has noticed is that I cannot play with his balls as much during sex or they start to ache a bit but thats it. In the UK tho you have to have 2 clear samples before you are safe to not use a condom. They are done at 12 intervals.

Balls to 'em!!! Be proud girl!!!!

Hell girl you are smokin' Now that is a real woman! Victoria Beckham et al please take note! I am starting my new diet and have set lots of rewards such as new tattoos and a bikini for my hols but you know you may have added a new goal idea here!!!!!!!!! Keep it up girl x

Yes I could get away with doing it anywhere if I wanted!! Just think rude thoughts and squeeze away!!! LOL I wanted to know what my hubby thought if I had squirted over him and sent a text saying on day I will squirt all over your face! He said he would lap up everything I gave him so that kinda sorted that one!! Just bring about the discussion in a playful way and see what he says, at least you will know. Let me know how you get on! I would love to know how to do it!