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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's evil. I like it!

My sister tells me about these types of guys all the time. What I don't get is why you just don't call them on it? Just stop dancing with him and tell him; "Hey you little insecure fucker, your mother might tolerate this bullshit from you but I sure as hell won't. Now start acting like a real person or get the hell out of my face!" You can sprinkle on more or remove some of the swearing to fit the situation, but it will definitely get the job done. Most of the time guys that are "assholes" just are super insecure and will retreat if you just call them on it.

Ice cream on a warm summer day can get be going. Also, laughter is a major turn on.

Wow, I never thought about it that way. It does make sense, at least for women. Thanks for that, I'm definitely going to mention that next time I get in a discussion about shaving =)

That's kind of interesting; because I'm a guy and I feel the same way... But the other way around; the plot makes me think of someone and that makes the whole thing much more interesting. Also, it makes the whole thing much more realistic as well. And you know what they say, the most potent erogenous zone is mind

Yeah, I'd be worried about #1 and #3 as well! That's why I keep control of all the recordings of myself. Can't even trust your loved one I don't think you should worry about #2 though. I mean, as long as you're not faking anything while you're having sex then whatever happens is great. It's the imperfections that make it perfect.

Funny about that. My ex had the same reaction; she really enjoyed the girl on girl, but not much of the other stuff. Maybe it's because it's not as strained and faked as the other parts?

Yeah, I suggest amateur stuff as well. I don't understand it though; I'm a guy and I don't like the "fake" stuff either. It's much better when it's real since you can actually relate to what's happening.

Haha, fantastic. What a great job by the way. And also, how would you go up to someone to ask that? "Hey buddy.. Could you fuck my wife?"

These are not the Darwin Awards though! The Darwin Awards include people that accidentally kill or mutilate themselves in a way that stops them from having children again. I remember hearing a story about a guy that was talking to his buddy about the fantastic shielding power of a kevlar vest. Again and again he was saying that it could stop any thing, a bullet from a handgun, a rifle-shot... It could even stop a knife! So they decided to test the theory. Unfortunately, he put the vest on him and THEN they tried stabbing him. If I recall correctly, it punctured his lung and he died of internal bleeding.

Funny, I've had all of those. Online, co worker, ex partner etc. Fortunately, the reason they were all secret is now all gone.

What she should be thinking about is contraception. And that's not a porno I'd like to see!

Classic Ego. I'm glad it's been such a long time ago I saw this type of "I'm better than you because my suffering is bigger than yours!"-type of mentality. Just be glad that your head is not stuck up your ass.

It's sound like you need to go on vacation. Just take a couple of days off, get a way and completely ignore all the stresses for a little while. When you get back you'll feel a lot better. I felt the same way a couple of weeks ago. I didn't even feel like I had the time to get away, but finally a friend of mine twisted my arm (thank god) and we went to Barcelona for a weekend. When I came back I had a completely fresh mind; all the problems that were there before were still there, they just seemed to matter less, and I wasn't as certain that they were insurmountable.

16hr shift! That's a long day. Is that even legal? I know it's no consolation; but remember that you're there because you choose to be there.

I'd say definitely yes. It's probably purely psychological; just putting in the effort to make everything look great down there makes you both feel a little more sexual. It's like dressing up when you're going out to party: in a way, it gets you in the mood.

I think just being honest and open about it is the best idea long term. If he's not offended there are several things you can do to change the taste. The best of which are really more water (dilutes the tastes) & fresh fruit (sweetens the deal).

Why doesn't she just take real initiative? Like for instance, she bought the clamps, but instead of just mentioning them, why doesn't she just take them out and use them? It's not like she need his approval. I mean, of course, it's nicer to have him WANT something more wild, but sometimes you have to get the ball rolling yourself before you can ask someone else to join in.

Since you became one of the guys by hanging out a lot with the guys, the most reasonable way of becoming one of the girls is to start hanging out more with the females again.

An interesting technique that could work is to say or do something taboo. Push your finger up his anus and tell him to fuck his little school girl. It doesn't really matter what you do; it's just that since what your doing and saying doesn't make any sense his mind gets overstimulated and just releases. At least I know this works for many guys I know.

While I understand that you want to cum over her face (of course you do, if she doesn't!) I have to say that I've done that a couple of times, and I really don't understand what the big deal is about this. Quite frankly, I think the whole thing is just a silly idea that people started doing just because they saw it in a porno sometime. Why would you want to take it out in the last second, when it's feeling the best, and jerk it off yourself?

Just take it in your mouth and spit it out in a tissue afterwards.... Clean, Quick And Pleasurable!

I can never understand how brave a woman is that she'll willingly go down on a man that is driving 60 mph. I mean, I'm thankful, but as a man, If I'm going to die by a car crash, at least its my fault. The woman won't see it coming at all. (Wow, I realize that was pretty grim. Thanks to all you great ladies who do it anyway!!)

Wow, this was cool, never heard of it before. I'll definitely pass it on to my gf though

While I'm not really defending your husband (I mean, trying on anything new should be welcomed with open arms) but some men have super sensitive members and it's not like you can control what you like and don't like. Just go on to something else