What Was The Funniest Thing That Happened To You While Having Sex?

[Tyger]

So, what was the funniest thing that happened while you were doing the nasty?

I think one of the funniest things that happened to me, was when I was with a long-time BF, and our dog, a husky shephard mix, stuck her nose on his balls while we were having sex. It was a good think he was on top, cuz he flew straight up and screamed like a bitch!!

It ruined the moment, and I hadn't gotten mine yet, but it was SOOOO worth it!!

[willtryanything]

That is too funny! This is both funny and horrific at the same time. My husband was going down on me and I was on the edge of orgasm when we heard our four year old son laughing histerically. He was sitting in the chair in our bedroom laughing about daddy kissing mommy's lilly. He seems to bring it up at the most inconvenient times like his birthday party when his classmates and their parents and our family is there.

[Theresa]

The funniest thing that happenned to me while having sex was the most embarrassing thing also while giving head to my ex BF of six months.

(being a live in baby sitter the kids were always invading my privacy).

So while giving head her 6 YO son bust in the room and threw a sneaker at me in the middle of me giving him some head with his dick just coming out of my mouth I told him to close the damn door.

But the version that my mother my sister and my aunts got was totaly different. The story that they got was his dick was in my mouth and I said (muffled) close the door! so for about 8 Years thats been the running joke of my personal life.

[chickenmom]

Mine would probably be when we had a black and white cat named Spaz. Obviously, the name says it all. While we were having sex, Spaz got behind my husband and started playing with my husband's balls. At first the hubby didn't realize what was happening. He just knew that he felt something different. When he turned around to see what was going on, he fell off the bed when he saw it was the cat. I laughed so hard, I cried. From that point on, the bedroom door remained closed. Spaz would always poked his paws under the door trying to get in, but never again did he enter our bedroom.

[Kirk]

Does having your wife cut a fart when you are giving her oral sex count?

That has also happened to me and I ignored it for a few seconds but when I looked up at her she was three shades of red and then we just couldn't stop laughing.

Also, when we first started dating she didn't realize the amount nor travel distance/velocity of my ejaculate (something I have always been kind of proud of ), anyway, we were making out missionary style when she tells me to pull it out and cum on her belly, so being the gentleman I am I soon pull it out, she promptly grabs my dick with a good firm grip and is jacking away while enjoying the show and waiting for the grand finale. Remember this is the first time she has actually witnessed me cumming while not in her vagina or mouth. Well low and behold she had never seen anything like this before, I noticed her eyes were opened wide in amazement as I was shooting on her stomach, tits and neck, well she gives me another good yank and I remember thinking this could hit the headboard , well it never made it because my wife intercepted this rocket propelled spermatazoa......with her eye! Yep, right square in the ol eyeball. OMG, I will never, for the life of me, forget the shocked expression on her face as she looked at me with one eye closed and cum dripping off her nose and chin as she mumbled under her breath something like, "Holy sh__ this stuff burns when fired into your eye..."

So, being the thoughtful guy that I am, I gave her diving goggles the next night when we went to bed....

[willtryanything]

No one knows this, not even my husband. If I ever get sick of him, I can tell him this and he'll just drop dead from disgust. I can actually laugh about it now since it has been a while. Here goes. About a year ago, my mom was clearing some things out of her closet and told me that she had found a video of my high school graduation. I went to get it one afternoon while she was at work. She said it was on her dresser along with some other things. It wasn't there. I called her and she said it was in a yellow kodac sleeve. There was one on the floor beside the tv. I took it and left. I was so excited, I had to go buy a vcr. I got home and popped it in. The first thing I see is a woman lying on the bed, spread eagle, masturbating. I didn't see her face. I'm thinking, wtf is this fat woman doing in a porn? Then I hear a man saying "is your hot, wet pussy ready for this monster dick?" (Oh God I will never forget those words!) There's something oddly familiar about the voice. Just then, the woman sits up and it is MY MOTHER!!!!! I saw my dad's old naked butt run to the bed and I turned it off. Ok, I know that they do it. Well, in my mind the last time they did it was when my mom got pregnant with my brother. I NEVER wanted to think they were a little kinky and NEVER wanted to see it. Now that the temporary blindness has gone away, I find it funny. All of my dirty little secrets are coming out on this board!

[WifeMomSlave]

OMG!! I would die. I could not imagine finding a video of my mom and dad, like you I know they do it, but dont need any more info then that. Its great that you can laugh about it. I would tell your hubby, chances are he would find it funny to, though if he is anything like my hubby he may tease you to no end about it.

[me4now]

ok thats well last weekend we decided to take the kids to see there grandparents( my in-laws) since they had not seen them in the past 3weeks and as we are heading to the back of there house OMG they were up on a tree having sex my 3yr old is running from behind us saying WERE! HERE WERE HERE! and my father inlaw falls to the ground and his wife runs behind the shed screaming no no no im not ready we grab our daughter and told her to wait while grandaddy & granny hide it was HILARIOUS

By the way howard that happen to me about 2weeks ago when i pass gas while my husband was giving me oral i was so but he he didnt stop but i could not stop laughing neither did he

[clewing]

No one knows this, not even my husband. If I ever get sick of him, I can tell him this and he'll just drop dead from disgust. I can actually laugh about it now since it has been a while. Here goes. About a year ago, my mom was clearing some things out of her closet and told me that she had found a video of my high school graduation. I went to get it one afternoon while she was at work. She said it was on her dresser along with some other things. It wasn't there. I called her and she said it was in a yellow kodac sleeve. There was one on the floor beside the tv. I took it and left. I was so excited, I had to go buy a vcr. I got home and popped it in. The first thing I see is a woman lying on the bed, spread eagle, masturbating. I didn't see her face. I'm thinking, wtf is this fat woman doing in a porn? Then I hear a man saying "is your hot, wet pussy ready for this monster dick?" (Oh God I will never forget those words!) There's something oddly familiar about the voice. Just then, the woman sits up and it is MY MOTHER!!!!! I saw my dad's old naked butt run to the bed and I turned it off. Ok, I know that they do it. Well, in my mind the last time they did it was when my mom got pregnant with my brother. I NEVER wanted to think they were a little kinky and NEVER wanted to see it. Now that the temporary blindness has gone away, I find it funny. All of my dirty little secrets are coming out on this board!

That is just too funny! But it must be reassuring to know that you parents are still enjoying sex and keeping it fun. My son and his wife have split, and one thing that I guessed at is that they were not having sex, I could tell by the way my daughter-in-law acted around him, and I even guessed how long it had been. They had only been married two years (this wasn't the cause of their split, but a symptom of the problem). My son was amazed that mom was so savvy. Then I told him that wasn't right for any couple, much less one so young, even with children (she's been married before) and reminded him of how many times they would find our bedroom door shut and locked when they were younger. He laughed and said, "Oh, yes, I remember." Then I told him that at our age we still had sex quite often. His first reaction was "TMI--I did NOT need to know that!" But then he stopped, and said, "No, I did need to know that. I think that is great and a good thing to know about the two of you."

Did you mom know you had picked up the wrong video?

[nosleepnmesa]

The funniest thing that has happened in my bedroom. Well the first time I ever gave my husband a BJ was on our honeymoon. Not only did I get a nice, buring eye wash of sperm, but while I was giving him a blowjob I swear I thought the roof caved in. HE farted so loud and I tried so hard not to laugh but well I lost it and he was just about to come, well I started laughing and at that time he came and lets just say not only did it get in my eye up my nose and did I get a hair gel that wasn't ment to be there our honeymoon night end up great anyway. I swear I never laughed so hard in my life. When laughing hysterically and giving a blow job make sure that when he comes out of your mouth your head is far away snorting sperm is not the way to go.

[clewing]

I just remembered something as I was addressing a birthday card to my sister. She is 8 years younger than me, so was a young teen when I got married. My husband and I were newlyweds and we were living in a mobile home, and she came to spend some time with us. My husband and I had sex one night, and the next morning my sister asked if we had felt the "tremors" she had felt. She said it felt as if we had a small earthquake. When she got a little older I asked her if she knew what was going on, and she swears to this day she didn't, but for years my husband and I would laugh about "making tremors."

Same mobile home (in a mobile home park) and we used to hear one of our neighbors screaming "OOH-EE, OOH-EE, OOH-EE" many nights. That became another joke between the two of us up to this day.

[Sailor Girl]

Hey everyone. I don't have much to tell, but I planned a romantic date for my boyfriend on New Year's Eve. He had to work, it was the day after it was no problem. Somehow during the night at the hotel i rented, he unplugged the alarm clock. We set it, and he asks for a wake up call the next morning around eight, to make sure he has time to drop me off at my friend's before he gets to work. Well he set the alarm, forgot, and right in the middle of missionary position, Whitney houston's waiting to exhail comes on, he groans, shuts it off. And stupidly asks, honey want me to finish what I started? He got a good ass smack for that one!

[zimmersdreamer]

well i have had some interesting stories. my most embarrassing was when i gave head for the first time. we were in the living room of his apartment and he swore his friends and room mates would not be home because they worked. he was a co-worker of mine and i was just offering to give head so i could learn how...long story short i swear every one of his friends decided to walk in and i had an audience of 10 guys for my first time giving head!!!!

i have had my younger brother walk in on my first time i had sex; he was sent home from school early and i had no idea he was there, he decided to wake me up and tell me he was home...i wasnt sleeping

my EX and i were going at it and i was pregnant with my first child. i was about 7 months along and she decided to kick him the entire time we were having sex, he felt the kicks in his lower abdoman, i was laughing the whole time because i felt her and his every move. even after she was born she interrupted sex, apparently she was not wanting a sibling! but shes gonna get one!