Review Team sass Posted August 21, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 No distractions, like the TV being on.Nothing that draws blood - like biting too hard.No calling me another person's name (never happened but if it did .... - happened to a friend of mine once tho)That's really all I can think of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted August 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Another one of my rules is no matter how angry we may be at one another, nobody sleeps on the couch.We always sleep in the same bed together. THings get talked out that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team TonboMidori Posted August 21, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 1) I have 2 (TWO) breasts. Please do not mash them together. They will not make 1 (ONE) big one.2) Nipples are attached. 'Nuff said.3) Do not use your teeth on my clit.4) If you want to try something different, do not keep it to yourself. Ask. 9.99 times out of 10, I'll try it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanilla_bean Posted August 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 as far as the old rule.....there is nothing like sleeping in each others arms......but to each his ownI definitely agree with the new rule that is my attitude completelyYeah, we don't follow the old rule any more. That was before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Well, hubby violates this one, but I hate farting!! LMAOUnless one of us (parental units) is in the bedroom, DD isn't allowed to play in there by herself.As far as sexually, well, I hafta agree, the spitting thing is a no-no. I know it's sorta popular in porn, but there is no way I'm gonna let a man SLAP my pussy lips.LOL No screaming another person's name! If I say (or he says) that I don't wanna do something, we don't do it, and nobody pressures each other to do it either.No comparing old lovers with each other. We do talk about what we've experimented with, but we don't give details.There's a toy rule too: If YOU use it, YOU clean it! Hubby has a favorite anal toy, and I told him that I don't care if he uses it (it was one of my fave dildos), but, if HE uses it, HE has to clean it!!!No hogging toys or porn. No hiding them either. If he gets new magazines to look at, I have made it clear that I don't care if he looks, but I want to know where the mags are too. Hey, I like to look too! This way, I also know what he's looking at! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted August 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Another one of my rules is no matter how angry we may be at one another, nobody sleeps on the couch.We always sleep in the same bed together. THings get talked out that way. Looks like a good addition to my don't go to bed mad at your partner rule. That one is one of the few that has remained a constant no matter what! Though I sleep on the couch for a different reason. Tyger I like the way you think on the mags and toys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members froggystyle1977 Posted August 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Lets see a little of this and a little of that. I steal from many of the other posters here1) CUNT = no2) SPITTING= no3)Scream anothers name = no4)Compairing with past lovers= no5) nipple biting= HELL no6) teasing without finishing=no7) acting like an idiot, tickling ect =no8) hiding things from me=nothe yes list is extensive and we are still working on opening up to one another so will hopefully expand even more!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members synirr Posted August 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 DO NOT SAY YOUR SORRY FOR HAVING AN ORGASM AND CUMMING ALL OVER ME LIKE A FIRE HOSE. Just lay back and enjoy the way it feels, and let the pleasure wash over you, BUT DO NOT SAY YOUR SORRY!!!!!! This, absolutely!! Never feel guilty for enjoying yourself, and if you want something, ask. I'll try most anything once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted August 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 I agree...stay up and fight! It's a shorter fight in the long run! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted August 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 It's a shorter fight in the long run!And then have make up sex! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted August 26, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 And then have make up sex! Make up sex is awesome. I swear sometimes I argue just to have make up sex...HMMMM, any one else do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members its1013 Posted August 26, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 I absolutely hate when a partner says they have never tried something and never will. Of course there are ways around all that BS.Ok Pappy. I never want to have sex with you. I never want to give you head. I never want you to give me an orgasm. I never want to swing from my nickers while doing an around the world with you. I never want to sit on top. I never want to have anal sex. I never want to do it doggie style. I never want to have morning sex. Catch on????? <snicker> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members its1013 Posted August 26, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Make up sex is awesome. I swear sometimes I argue just to have make up sex...HMMMM, any one else do that?Ok - picks a fight with Steely. "you no good rotten anglo no count man!" ok - fight started. when do we have sex? <BIG GRIN> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted August 27, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Ok Pappy. I never want to have sex with you. I never want to give you head. I never want you to give me an orgasm. I never want to swing from my nickers while doing an around the world with you. I never want to sit on top. I never want to have anal sex. I never want to do it doggie style. I never want to have morning sex. Catch on????? <snicker>Ok - picks a fight with Steely. "you no good rotten anglo no count man!" ok - fight started. when do we have sex? <BIG GRIN>How can you not love her!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted August 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 No farting in bed...especially in my direction! Does not include pussy farts, which are always welcome. THIS STATEMENT GAVE ME A GIGGLE...I was reminded how once I was spending the night with my gf. She didn't want to have sex cuz she was sick. How sick was she?? Well she cut a rather long fart...and NOT just any old fart. No sir this WAS THE FART FROM HELL. Geeze Louise I moved a bit to get comfy and this NAUSEATING ODOR hit my nostrils. I sat as still as I possibly could and yet the stench somehow permeated the room like WWI mustard gas. I laid there stoically and with a resolve born out of the desperation no doubt felt by Daisy Dukes under the Little Big Horn. Her door to the hallway and freedom was a mere 20' away. Choking and gasping for air I clawed my way to the end of the bed only to hear a familiar giggle as my gf asked me "what's wrong sweetie?" I ran screaming from the noxious cloud of home brewed X-19 and into the relative safety of the hallway with its open window. From the hallway I told my sweetie I would be sleeping on the sofa downstairs tonite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted August 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 No biting my dick.Nothing up my ass..it will get you killedNo threesomesNo kissing if I cum in your mouth till ya brush your teethNo cream pie eating.....sorry Poon but WHAT A WUSS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted August 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Looks like a good addition to my don't go to bed mad at your partner rule. That one is one of the few that has remained a constant no matter what! Though I sleep on the couch for a different reason. ...she snores LOUDER than you do huh? Tyger I like the way you think on the mags and toys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members steely Posted August 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Ok - picks a fight with Steely. "you no good rotten anglo no count man!" ok - fight started. when do we have sex? <BIG GRIN>haha, Im not rotten, you rotten yank. Ok get over here, and lets make up with wild passionate sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToyQueen Posted August 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 haha, Im not rotten, you rotten yank. Ok get over here, and lets make up with wild passionate sex.You called our southern belle a yank??? The make up sex should be out of this world!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members its1013 Posted August 27, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 haha, Im not rotten, you rotten yank. Ok get over here, and lets make up with wild passionate sex.[insert wild, passionate sex here!] Now Steely, just be a good boy and go with what's about to happen. Don't question. Be a man damnit! *pushes Steely onto the bed* - y'all can take it from here I'm guessing.love ya back MSlayD. And yes Toy this will be good. ahhh - will give a girl something to think about today besides insurance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted August 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 [insert wild, passionate sex here!] Now Steely, just be a good boy and go with what's about to happen. Don't question. Be a man damnit! *pushes Steely onto the bed* - y'all can take it from here I'm guessing.love ya back MSlayD. And yes Toy this will be good. ahhh - will give a girl something to think about today besides insurance!Steely look out when she is on a mission the world will ALL know. Just lay there and take what she is gonna give you.I am sure you can think of some things to think about that is for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted August 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 OMG!!! Look what I've started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted August 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 OMG!!! Look what I've started NO worries.....it doesn't take much to get SP started....lol...ya know I love ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whitefang2002 Posted August 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 No farting during sex! (pussy ones are ok)Agreeing with everyone else......spitting thing is a huge turn off!No comparing old lovers with each other. "No hogging toys or porn. No hiding them either. If he gets new magazines to look at, I have made it clear that I don't care if he looks, but I want to know where the mags are too. Hey, I like to look too! This way, I also know what he's looking at!".........I am exactly like you on this one!!!!!!I like soft lighting.......and if you want me to make noise I have to have something else making noise in the background....i.e. music or tv (porn even) or something cuz I feel awkward breaking the silence. NO anal. lol.Um...let me think what else.........no being immature.....I am sure I will add more later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whitefang2002 Posted August 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 oh and SP is welcome in my room any time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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