Members Stacykins Posted January 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 I notice there are some threads discussing youngins finding sex toys. But, I was curious, has anyone accidentally found someone else's toy, like as a child?I was reading this thread here. As I was reading, I realized something. That when I was little, I believe around six, I happened upon a toy owned by my nanny ! Since I have only recently discovered the world of toys, I had no idea until now. She told me to find her sewing scissors in her desk drawer, and since I didn't find it in the specified drawer, I look in the others in my search. And thus I found this cool looking metal cylindrical thing with a ribbed/bumpity texture that had a switch to make it vibrate . I was like "what is this?" NOW I know exactly what it was! She said it was a massager and left it at that! And I went on none the wiser...until now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted January 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Oh yeah, I have found my friends' toys, my Mom's toy, even my aunt's toy - AND, I found the butt plugs and K-Y Jelly that my cousin and his gay lover apparently thought were hidden in their GUEST ROOM BATHROOM DRAWER! Opps....sorry, was looking for a hand towel guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 I'm trying to think....but, I don't believe I ever did find anyone else's sex toys. I wasn't overly nosey as a kid, and pretty much stayed out of people's side drawers, and such. I guess I was a dull child. I don't snoop now either......maybe I should start!! LOL Actually, I'm pretty open about my toy obsession, and usually get my friends talking about their sex toys, then we compare and see what we have!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted January 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 I have run across a bag full of them in a dump once. Not sure of the source but none of us were about to touch the bag or the toys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members synirr Posted January 29, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 I never found anything like that, and I LOOKED! Haha, I was really bad about going through everything as a kid. We're talking places nobody would think to check. Of course, I also hid my own stuff in the weirdest places, like putting money inside clocks for safekeeping. The worst I ever found was some KY warming in the medicine cabinet of my parents' camper trailer.One of my childhood friend's dad had a large porn collection though, and every time I stayed at her house we'd get into it. One of my funniest childhood memories is of desperately prying one such tape out of my VCR with forks after it got stuck. This was... 6th grade? Maybe 7th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members froggystyle1977 Posted January 29, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 what a great topic!! when I was little my parents had whole collection great big box full of everything!! and lots of porn, my dad had a amazing playboy collection too I remember watchin a porn with my ex and telling him how my parents had every toy in the movie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Emelisse Posted January 30, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 When I was in middle school I was just rummaging around, looking for pliers in a workbench drawer. In the very back, I discovered this strange little discolored book called "Hot Licks" with a goat boy on the cover. To this day I still don't know if it was Mom's, Dad's or if it belonged to the people they bought the house from. I swiped it. It's not the sort of thing they'd exactly confront me over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brandyfan411 Posted January 30, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 No....I saw my parents having sex on our couch when I was 7. Phew, I wanted to poke my eyes out. I don't want to see my father's toys ever. Moms doesn't use toys and if she ever does, I hope I never see them. It's a horrid experience seeing your parents banging on the couch.Aw man...I gotta get away from this post. The memory is coming back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members synirr Posted January 30, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 It's a horrid experience seeing your parents banging on the couch.LMFAO! This statement had me rolling! I never saw/heard my parents doing anything even remotely sexual. Holding hands was about it. My mother has also complained about all the products they advertise now to help older women regain their sex drive. "When you get older, you just aren't as interested anymore, I don't understand why everyone is trying to fight it!" Sexless marriage much? But as mentioned, I did find KY once, so there may be hope for them yet, haha.That said, I HAVE seen my parents naked before. With mom this is a regular thing, as she'll be preparing to take a shower and then will remember something she has to take care of beforehand and will go roaming around the house stark naked. Most of my friends I've shared this information with were horrified, lol, but that's what I grew up around so it's nothing to me. My dad was in the hot tub naked once when I came home early from a friend's house. I didn't notice until I caught him trying to sneak into the house and get dressed without being seen. Genius forgot his towel as well as his swim trunks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MystryKitten Posted January 30, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 my sister found glow in the dark dildos in the dump once lol!and I found my parents sperm killing jelly in their dresser drawerand recently i found my older sisters only bullet! lol i confronted her about it and shes like'dang ive had that for years!!' LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MystryKitten Posted January 30, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 OH and when I was cleaning someones house, i was dustying their bedside table, i found condoms and KYteheheh so funny to stumble upon others sex treasures! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brandyfan411 Posted January 31, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 LMFAO! This statement had me rolling! I never saw/heard my parents doing anything even remotely sexual. Holding hands was about it. My mother has also complained about all the products they advertise now to help older women regain their sex drive. "When you get older, you just aren't as interested anymore, I don't understand why everyone is trying to fight it!" Sexless marriage much? But as mentioned, I did find KY once, so there may be hope for them yet, haha.That said, I HAVE seen my parents naked before. With mom this is a regular thing, as she'll be preparing to take a shower and then will remember something she has to take care of beforehand and will go roaming around the house stark naked. Most of my friends I've shared this information with were horrified, lol, but that's what I grew up around so it's nothing to me. My dad was in the hot tub naked once when I came home early from a friend's house. I didn't notice until I caught him trying to sneak into the house and get dressed without being seen. Genius forgot his towel as well as his swim trunks ROFL, I'm glad you found it funny because I was ready to hurl. They don't do anything now but at the time, they would get up real early in the morning before the rest of us woke up. I was just going downstairs to get some Cap N Crunch and I heard all this moaning. I walk down the steps alittle bit and my parents....ugh, can't even say it. I screamed "Oh my GOD!!".....mom popped up, dad trying to play it off.....I ran back upstairs.....aw man.I've seen all of my family members naked before. Mom always walks around naked. She's either trying to get my dad's attention when he here or she's doing a million things at one time and decides the last thing she's gonna do is put clothes on. Dad has his hot tub here (he works in SC but commutes back and forth) and always seems to get in naked. The only time I've really seen my brother naked is when I was getting ready to walk up the stairs and he was hiding....totally butt naked (he was getting ready to take a shower). My sister is as much of a nudist as my mom so there ya go.Ya'll get ready....I'VE FOUND MY DAD'S TOYS!! AHHHH!! Ok, as I said he lives in SC and his house ain't that big. Over the weekend mom and pops left so I decided to have me a treasure hunt lol. I feel bad about it now because he had some pretty freaky stuff in here. I started cracking up when I saw this female head. ROFL, eyes buldging, mouth agape!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanilla_bean Posted July 4, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 I found this thread entertaining. I remember being about 10 or 11 and playing at a friend's house. We were in her parent's office and there was a whip lying around. I asked her why her parents had a whip and she replied, "You know, for sex." I honestly never figured that out for many years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cmwise1 Posted July 4, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 I found this thread entertaining. I remember being about 10 or 11 and playing at a friend's house. We were in her parent's office and there was a whip lying around. I asked her why her parents had a whip and she replied, "You know, for sex." I honestly never figured that out for many years.I never found any toys. With 9 kids, I don't think they even thought about toys. But when I was in high school I slept in the bedroom next to my parents and could hear the headboard banging away...it seemed to me to be like every night. I was more embarrassed than shocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LilyElle Posted July 4, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 I've never found any toys in my house as a kid, though did once stumble upon the diaphram and KY. I know my mom is creeped out by the concept of toys. Though given her blushing reactions to jokes about bondage (we were playing Apples to Apples... strange things came up for "romantic") I have to wonder.Once when I was babysitting, though, I got a surprise... The little girl's mother often snuggled her to sleep, then brought her to her own bed, so when bed time rolled around and she asked if she could go to sleep in Mommy and Daddy's bed, I thought nothing of it. Luckily for all involved I was the first one in there... one of the cuffs for their underbed restraint set was lying in full view! I quickly tucked it out of sight, then tucked in the little girl. Then I spent the next 5 minutes scrubbing my hands in the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sillyputtyfan Posted July 4, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 I never found any toys. With 9 kids, I don't think they even thought about toys. But when I was in high school I slept in the bedroom next to my parents and could hear the headboard banging away...it seemed to me to be like every night. I was more embarrassed than shocked.I heard the headboard several times when my bedroom was below theirs....it was even worse on nights when i was trying to be sneaky and talk to my bf in the middle of the night and i'd hear the thump thump RIGHT above me....(shudder)and I know where most of my mom's toys are...and i know WAY too much about other family member's pref's....excuse me now, i must either bleach my eyes or floss my brain.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToyQueen Posted July 4, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 I heard the headboard several times when my bedroom was below theirs....it was even worse on nights when i was trying to be sneaky and talk to my bf in the middle of the night and i'd hear the thump thump RIGHT above me....(shudder)and I know where most of my mom's toys are...and i know WAY too much about other family member's pref's....excuse me now, i must either bleach my eyes or floss my brain....What she isn't telling you is that she knows where my toys are so she can get rid of the evidence if something happens to me. MY mother would totally freak if she knew I had ANY toys, so we won't talk about how many there are to hide... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted July 6, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 I never found any one else's toys; but I have a friend who is so proud of all her toys, she insists on showing hers to everyone, every time she gets a new one. Her husbands is such a stuffed shirt, I'm sure she does it just to get a reaction from him. Works every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tootimidtoo Posted July 8, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Found my uncles box of porn movies and magazines once. The box was about the size of a dishwasher. I think I was around nine, my brother put in one of the movies and I remember thinking it was fake. There is NO WAY that goes in THERE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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