Members tmmc Posted August 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 I was at the swimming pool with my kids today. While they were swimming, I noticed a about 4 yr old girl playing with a toy in the water telling it to swim, which is completely normal and innocent right. Later I noticed that her "toy" was a butterfly clit stimulator and to make it swim she was turning it on! I laughed so hard the lifeguard asked if everything was okay. I never saw the little girl's mom and I wonder if she realized what her daughter had taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanilla_bean Posted August 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 NO way!!! Thanks for sharing. I'd hate to be that mom, but it might make for an interesting story when the girl's older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest eminatic Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 LOL i didnt know vibrators could swim when you put them in water XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted August 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 I am almost ashamed to admit this but.....when my son was younger, 4 or so, I had gotten some toys and they were on my bed. He came in and said 'whatcha' doin' MaMa?' and I replied, 'oh, just looking at some 'massagers' for Daddy's neck.' He walked out of the room. Later that evening when my hubby came home my son ran up to him, gave him a hug and said, 'Daddy, go sit down on the couch, I have something for you.' He raced away and came back with a dual action vibrator and proceeded to try and rub my hubby's neck with it!Since that point whenever he sneaks in and sees unused toys, I let him massage himself with them. Oh, and he does still play with the "I Rub My Duckie" toy in the bathtub! Innocence in the eyes of children.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OPL Laundry Goddess Posted August 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 I laughed so hard the lifeguard asked if everything was okay.OMG!! You should add a spew alert with this post! I almost got coffee all over my monitor!~LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted August 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 OMG that is too funny. I have my toys very hidden as my daughter is so nosey. I kept picturing the day she would come out with one of my vibes and I was not prepared to go there. So they are hidden where she will never find them....lol.I would love to have seen that mother once she realized what her daughter had and how everyone saw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cmwise1 Posted August 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Don't usually allow kids in my bedroom, but a good friends child came out with my pink bunny clit stimulator the other day and asked what kind of toy it was. I grabbed it but my friend saw and laughed her ass off. I was bright red and said, "Okay..no kids in the bedroom." They might be scarred for life if they saw my big man dildo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted August 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 OOPS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted August 21, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 That is TOOOOO funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members froggystyle1977 Posted August 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 LMAO!!!!!! my toys are all now in a locked box just to make sure!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted August 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 time to buy a lock box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted August 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 NO way!!! Thanks for sharing. I'd hate to be that mom, but it might make for an interesting story when the girl's older. YEAH.....NO SHIT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tmmc Posted August 22, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Oh sorry...in my laughing again as I typed I did forget to mention she was "trying" to make it swim. She wasn't successful, it kept sinking on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted August 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Whoopsie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoveGoddess Posted August 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 good thing its a waterproof toy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted August 31, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 At least it was getting some use!!!! That's funny!!!Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SensualWoman Posted September 8, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 That is just too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LilyElle Posted September 9, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 tinkermom, that's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shariana Posted September 9, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 LOLOh dear.... THAT would be embarrassing!I was rarely allowed in my parents' room when I was little.... only for time out when I was sharing a room with my sister or to sleep in there if I was sick, had night mares, or when my father was away on camping trips (I would get worried about him a lot)....I can't picture my mother having something like that anyway..... would make for an interesting topic of discussion, though.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nosleepnmesa Posted September 9, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!! That is hilarous good thing it was a water-proof butterfly. I sure wonder what MaMa had to say after the pool!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members littlemissnonamegirl Posted September 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Float butterfly float, lol.I'm laughing so hard right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whiskeywoman Posted September 16, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 OMG HOW HILARIOUS!Makes me wonder how many other people saw it and asked " what does she have?"Or how many realized exactly what she DID have !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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