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Hello OneHotMama
Well I have no no idea when it became widely acceptable for the giver to swallow the load he or she had managed to pull out of their lovers boner......but I would like to relate my thoughts on the matter.
A little intro first. My last gf was a widow and when I met her and I became her bf I was only the second man she had ever been with. Now by her own admission she LOVED to give Head. Not only did she love to give head but she was also extremely adept in sucking cock. (in retrospect I imagine her husband had many fond memories of her gifted mouth and talented tongue in this regard for they had 25 years together) The first time she ever gave me head it was My first time I ever blew my load in a woman's mouth and she lovingly swallowed EVERY DROP!!!!! At that moment I had been the (lucky) recipient of the best BJ IN MY LIFE!!!!! This was around early Jan. 2006. I'd had a few BJs in my life prior to that but this was without a doubt the most extremely delightful oral sex I'd ever gotten.
It was my belief that day and has been my belief to this day the most beautiful act of love a lover can give their partner is to swallow that load of cum that they've just sucked out of your cock. (shit I'm getting a boner...)
Of all the things two lovers can do to and with each other swallowing your lovers cum is right up there with the 3 magic words of 'I love You'. While this gal was my gf she told me she was multi-orgasmic. I learned early on that I could draw out her clit with just a few minutes of eating her out. Her clit when excited would pop out like a 1/2 inch nubbin that reminded me of a outie belly button. Sucking her clit into my mouth and flicking it with my tongue had her mashing my head into her sopping wet cootchie while she moaned with pleasure and coated my face with her juices.
It was only a few weeks later and she had agreed to allow me to pump several of my favorite dildos in and out of her delightful snatch only to give her some screaming pussy orgasms while she nearly kicked me out of our bead when she kicked her legs straight up when she came. It made me proud as a peacock to give her this pleasure. Tho I must admit I had a selfish motive for doing this for her.
You see OneHot I too LOVE anal sex but I found out I love anal as the bottom. Since my Sweetie and I were very open with each other I told her that while sex with her was extremely hot for me I also wanted her to fuck me with a strap on. We talked and talked and I left hints often but she had misgivings and had the mistaken belief she would hurt me. However a couple weeks later while she and I were in a hot 69 at one point she wormed a finger in my manpussy and I went wild!!!!! I lasted maybe a minute with my face buried in her muff and then I simply could not stand it anymore as she pegged me with her tiny finger. I clawed at the sheets and squirmed every which way while she diddled me. I lost all sense of time as my ass and whole body shook from the multi orgasmic bliss she was giving me. She did this for 5 or 7 or 10 minutes...to this day 5 years later I'm really not sure how long this incredible joy rocked my body. When she finally let her finger slide out of me my body continued to rock and roll for perhaps a minute or two. I was like a train wreck. I was covered in sweat and breathing hard. And I was absolutely useless to her to her or anyone for the rest of the day. If the house had of caught fire I would not have had the energy to get up and flee.
My Sweetie was the absolute best gf I ever had for giving me in a small way the anal sex I craved then as I do now. Until such time as I find a gal who will peg me and strap on fuck me unfortunately I am left to my own devices. But I have a new 12 inch Double Dong that I would LOVE to try out on a new gf/bf......
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A great lil story Big T.
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I like you bird...you're a breath of fresh air!! Yeah I agree about...well I don't know if I could Rim my lover but if he was what I call 'really smooth'..NOT a Bear and NOT hairy 'down there' and if we were REALLY getting into each other well I'd like to think I would at least try it.
Like I said in an earlier post I've only been properly rimmed just one time in my life (rats) but boy howdy this man was a Master Of Rim!!! I was 18 or 19 at the time and I'm 59 now so the memories are somewhat vague. Kinda. Tho I remember with amazing clarity from the time his tongue first touched my brownie I was lost in a sea of of Orgasmic Bliss.
He worked on my Pinkie for upwards of 20 minutes and it was just a continuous rolling wave of ups and downs of pleasure. I feel I must apologize for my lack of sexually descriptive words. (I wish I had a Thesaurus is it...the book that lists similar words that would have the same meaning of another word??) I have 2 dictionaries...fat lot of good that does me now. lmbo
My last gf 'fingered me' once while we were 69ing. At first I was like YOWZAAA!!!!!!!!!! And because the intensity was just phenomenally amazing!!!!! Inside of 60 seconds my face was out of her pussy as I was thrashing about on the bed clawing the sheets or the air as I squirmed completely out of control. I had literally no control of myself as she continued to just wiggle one of her tiny little fingers in my manpussy. Yes I said MANPUSSY!!! I have for a long time thought of my ass as both my Lovetunnel and my manpussy after an encounter with a lovely Cross Dresser I once spent the night with.But that's ANOTHER story........
At any rate while I've never rimmed a lover it is something I might try under the right circumstances. Those being we shower together and play and enema each other till we are 110% sure we are both clean as a whistle. And then THE REAL FUN WOULD START!!!!!
This is for bird74, suze and KNM and all the other women who read this.
I know all of you (or most of you) LOVE to have your pussies devoured by masterful lovers till yall cum your brains out. We all do. Guys like me who've discovered we can share that same level of sexual bliss with lovers Rimming our asses can do the same for all the women out there if only they would. The two main tricks to remember is absolute cleanliness in the area of the anus and rectal cavity. Like bird74 and Suze I don't do ewwy either. If I can't get squeaky clean I just probably jack off, clean up and get on with my day. But if I can get squeaky clean and I have a lover I'm gonna want to be rimmed till I'm begging him or her to fuck me like a maniac.
But here's where we turn down the Kinky Road. In the last several years I've found I need to be spanked and Cropped. Open handed Face Slapping...the first time I received that I had a raging boner between the second slap and the third slap. This was a chance encounter (right place, right time) for me and I loved it sooooo much. Never saw her again but I often thank my lucky stars I went clubbing that night!! Like right now I LOVE LOVE LOVE Rock n Roll when I'm having sex whether solo or with a lover boy or girl. Regular Gay or Kinky Cross Dresser Gay and Most Especially Mistress or Sub Girl Lord hep me I love it all!!!!! -
A few times I've been soooo horny for anal and just went for it w/o a shower and enema before hand. And I was as clean as a whistle. Lucky me!! Most of the time tho a nice long hot shower with sometimes several enemas to get ready is a must. I also think showering with your lover and giving each other enemas can be wildly stimulating and become part of your sexual repast.
I also trust the bf of KinkyNirvanaMistress knows JUST HOW LUCKY HE IS having a gf who will do this for him!!!!!
I don't know your situation Suze but when I first got into anal sex the last thing I wanted was a buttplug just sitting in my ass. I figure you're in love with your bf or his nice huge cock or a bit of both.
I started out slowwwwwwwwwwwwww.
I still have that first toy too. The vibrator part of it broke many years ago but when I'm too tight for MrBig Lil Red gets the job done starting out. I still DON'T have a buttplug. But like KNMs' bf I too love the in and out action along with the incredible sensations. I read somewhere once that there are HALF A MILLION NERVE ENDINGS inside the backdoor. And if you treat them right with plenty of lube and gentleness in the beginning the payoff is incredible beyond words!!!
It sounds like Suzes bf might have one of those beer can girth dicks. Personally that's not a road I'm going down. I know what I like and that's the size I'm looking for. But for Suze I would suggest smaller dildos or dongs in the one inch graduating to one and a half inch thickness variety. Now if you are both squeaky clean (enema time) you might want to try Rimming. Rimming is exactly like eating pussy except you are eating ass. I might add that a proper Rim Job can leave one breathless, exhausted and climbing the walls for more.
As for the bf who mentions 'Butt Juice'.....that's what I call it too. It can be a bit embarrassing if you like to go out and do stuff right after incredible anal sex. Often my ass will be humming and purring with little aftershocks and leaking butt juice. I tried several methods to hide the leakage. Two pairs of jockey underwear didn't work. An improvised napkin made of several paper towels inside one pair of jockeys worked so so. Here's what I found that works great!
This item is sold online and pretty much everywhere. For people who suffer from Incontinence there are adult sized 'diapers'. They are marketed as Depends. They work great. Get over the stigma of wearing a diaper when you're still a young man or woman. These work great!!! They come in a 20 pack or you can buy them by the case in medical supply stores or places like Costco. I wear one for 2 or 3 days or until I'm not leaking anymore.
I hope this helps out everyone who reads this.
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For starters lets clean up this blog....before stuffing a buttplug you might wanna have a nice relaxing hot shower. Followed by several cleansing enemas and then work that buttplug inside.
NO ONE wants to see an inch or two of FECAL MATTER on a sex toy.
Shower.
Enema.
Repeat as necessary.
Insert Buttplug.
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When I was a kid I was raised right. Learned right from wrong. Never lie when in trouble just take your 'medicine' like a man and learn from your mistakes and so on.
For a time I was in a relationship with a nice gal who had 3 daughters. They were all out of the house and on their own. The youngest did ok on her own and was halfway mature and responsible. The middle daughter was pretty sharp, a hard worker and was going after the American Dream on her own with very little help from Mom.
The oldest daughter was a real piece of work. After some of the stuff my old gf told me about Tammy I knew Tammy would NEVER set foot in my place. Thieves ARE NOT welcome at my ponderosa.
Tammy was a single Mom on Welfare with a deadbeat dad who still tried to make occasional booty calls. So Tammy was poor and always trying to get something for nothin'.
Tammy thought nothing of changing price tags when she needed a new blouse or skirt. Sometimes she would trade her foodstamps benefits for extra cash.
But when my ex gf told me this trick I was flabberghasted. Tammy would buy a dress she flat out couldn't afford. Then she would wear it on a date or out with friends. She might wear the clothes 3 or 4 times if not more. Then she would return the items to the store with her receipts for a refund. It always worked for her except once. She had bought a jacket for $200. While she was wearing it she spilled something on it. When she tried to return the jacket the clerk saw the stains and no amount of snivelling or lying helped and she still has the jacket. She continues with this scam and others.
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Yeah Thurisas that Mr. Blackmailer was a real piece of work. Here's a dandy lil story I think you'll like.
I used to work at a large private camping club that sold individual campsites. One morning we got a call from a member who had lost their electric power and asked if we could come out and take a look.
I was sent on the call. I got to the site and attempted to access their power box in the usual fashion. My path was blocked by a tangle of bicycles so I had to walk around to the back. There were clothes, toys, tools, black pipe and broken or just discarded crap everywhere you looked. You could NOT walk 10 feet without stepping over or around something. As I walked up to the power box I could smell electrical smoke lingering in the air. I had flipped the main on the street off already. I opened the weather lid. Here's what I found.
Each site is served with 30AMPS. Their 5th wheel was fairly new and had a 75AMP setup. They had put a 30amp adapter on a 75amp hookup, turned on too many appliances and burned up that plug. Then they put a 20amp adapter to the 30amp adapter and finished burning up the box. I mean every single component in the box was fried. The buss bar and common bars were scorched and arc welded/melted. The helper/short wires were burnt up and no longer salvageable. The 2 breakers were fused/melted and both receptacles were wasted.
At this point I talked to the owners. I told them their power could be fixed but it would not be free. They were a bit upset. I told them what I thought happened and that they were responsible for the damages. They should have stopped hooking up adapters before they fried their 20amp receptacle. They disagreed. Since they were not willing to fill out the initial paperwork to get the job started I picked up my tools and wished them a good afternoon and left.
They were in the office the next morning with the paper signed and wanting their power fixed 5 minutes ago. Unfortunately we were swamped and had just half our usual crew. I was sent out later that morning after our morning chores were done.
I set to work. When it came time to swap out the box I found that we did NOT have a spare rebuilt box at the shop! I was new at working with electricity and had to have help rebuilding a 30amp power box. So me and Micah feverishly rebuilt a surplus box. That took a couple hours. I just barely got everything back together, safety checked and power restored before quitting time. I told the (new) owners that if they tried to run too many appliances they would burn up their box again.
I had 4 or 5 hours on the job plus Micah had 2 hours @ $50 hour. The new electrical parts were $100 plus some incidental parts to finish the job per our usual SOP. With tax they were on the hook for around $450. I found out later they howled and whined so much they were charged only $54. Our $54 power service 'check and clean' job that included 1/2 hour labor and some parts.
On a good note these folks lasted less than a year. The park I worked at was somewhat hoyty toyty with mass rules and regulations. (Almost like having the government breathing down your neck.) I guess they thought the rules were somewhat oppressive. -
You've NEVER been inside a Walmart store have you Thurisas??!?
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ALL of my life I have had the bad habit of entering a conversation in the middle usually w/o an invite. I am not doing that here and now.
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I realize it is 2 years+ since you did this segment of your blog but something similar happened to me.
Until about 2 years ago I had comcast. One day I went to change channels and nothin happened. So I swapped out the batteries in the clicker and still nothin. I checked my new batts in a flashlight and they worked just fine so I put them back in the clicker and once again the big nada.
So I drove over to the cable office and explained the whole deal to the lady inside. She told me that my clicker needed to be swapped out for the new "improved" model. No I just wanted another one not the better one. To make a long story short I had to take the new improved one and learn all over again how to work this one PLUS the cable converter box that sat by the tv now.
So now I have DishNetwork the last 20-24 months. If anyone were to ask my opinion I would tell them NOT TO GO WITH DISH. When you're a bit late sending in the bill they flash a POP UP WINDOW on the screen that will not go away w/o using your remote. Lately my #2 tv AUTOMATICALLY RECORDS HORSERACING EVERY COTTON PICKIN' DAY!!! I am NOT into sports. Of ANY kind. I would rather WORK OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN than watch sports!!
And they routinely DELETE YOUR SAVED MOVIES. I am nearing the end of my rope where dishnetwork is concerned......where are those old rabbit ears??? (((I apologise to WW if this sounds/looks like a rant))) -
Wow That was making me hot.
I have had a long standing fantasy (5+ years) of having a BD relationship with a very hot cousin of mine. She is maybe 4 years older than I. I would love to explore a Domme/sub or Master/sub scene(s) with her but have never approached here about this.
I realize your scene with your brother yourself and wife is not the same thing.
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I think you answered your own question dude.
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YER BEST BET IS TO GIT YOSELF SUM BC BUD OR SKUNK WEED. THAI STICK IF ITS AROUND...PERHAPS PLAIN OLE' GOO BUD. IT'S ALL GOOD. SOME MAGIC SHROOOOOMS-JUST DON EAT 120 OVER 3 HOURS LIKE I DID IN 1978. WASH IT DOWN WITH SOME MICKEYS BEER OR TE-KEY-LA...(THAT NASTY MAKES YOU CRAZY W/A WORM IN A BOTTLE AMBER SHIT) FROM OLD MEXICO. THAT WOOD B THE MEXICO FULL OF ILLEGALS SNEAKIN' INTO AMERICA. YEAH-THAT 1. OH AND ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT ILLEGALS DOING JOBS AMERICANS WON'T DO???? YOU GONNA WORK 4 $5 OR $6 AN HOUR?? ME NEITHER...FUCKEM!!!
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WOW Synirr You are INDEED a lucky lucky woman!!!!!
Well it's nearly 4 years later and I hope you and The Man of Your Dreams are still an item!!! Did you ever get that leash on him??? What about a Collar??
I had no idea you were so....well......KINKY!!! Four+years ago you put up a pic of you wearing a thick large headed purple dong strapped to your forehead and at the time I thought you looked so cute and hot wearing it that I saved it to a folder.
Since you obviously prefer to be The Domme did you ever strap on fuck him??? Whether the answer is yea or nae you should have him read some of the anal sex the bottom guys here at TT have had and enjoy so much.....
Hope you two are still together and cranking out those mutual multi orgasms!!!
12G